Top marks.
A dedicated Minions fan has used her impressive makeup skills to transform herself into one of the yellow guys, and joined the rest of the crew for a rendition of the Banana Song.
As you do.
24-year-old Jodie Lerner, who works as a runner in TV production, told Metro.co.uk: ‘In my spare time I love playing around with makeup.
‘Once I drew the minion on my face I thought it would be funny to record my mouth as if the minion was singing.’
Most of the time when we’re drunk, we’re embarrassing messes who fall down into our own vomit and forget to pull our skirt back up after exiting the toilets.
But now and again, when the alcohol level is right, the stars align, and we have the drunk people fairy on our side, we manage to become drunken virtuosos.
We are genuinely brilliant. At everything – conversation, feats of strength, making food. It happens. Only once in five years, but it does happen.
People on Reddit are sharing these moments on a thread dedicated… Read the full story
Your anxiety. They’re your worst best friend, constantly telling you everyone you love probably hates you, making every tiny decision feel impossible, and occasionally going into full meltdown mode and making you feel like you’re having a heart attack. Fun.
And as anxiety makes sufferers feel a bit like they’re insane, it’s not exactly the kind of thing you share on social media.
But what if you did? Or what if your anxiety had their own Twitter, to voice all the irrational thoughts it floods into your head every day? It’d probably look a bit like this…
Ah, that’s better.
Black Friday was definitely a bit too much for everyone. The long queues, endless swiping of credit cards and eager eyes looking out for a bargain were enough to exhaust even the keenest of shoppers.
But fear not, there is an antidote to the madness – Civilised Saturday.
The day, which is supported by The Booksellers Association, is intended to be a ‘restorative to Black Friday’.
This translates to cocktails and cakes, crustless sandwiches and cups of tea, and of course, books.
Don’t worry if you’ve spent the entire day in bed, eating crackers and occasionally sobbing about your job, dating prospects, and general misery.
Just take a few Snapchat videos of your brief walk through the park on your way to buy more teabags. Add that fun rainbow puke filter, caption it ‘chilled out Saturday!’ and convince everyone that you’re living your best life.
That’s what matters. How your life looks to everyone else, perfectly chosen emoji and all.
And now, thanks to a bunch of new filters*, making all your friends think you’re happy will be… Read the full story
We all have to work. Some of us love our jobs, and some of us don’t.
But the thing that unites us all is that we want our bosses to think we’re good workers.
Like it or not, your boss will have a good idea of what exactly you get up to at work, which, as it turns out, is pretty much everything. So you’ve got to make sure it’s all good.
But if you’ve ever wondered just how good of an employee you really are, look no further. We’ve put together a list of attributes,… Read the full story
*DISCOUNT BOOZE KLAXON*
If you thought Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and whatever the Sunday in-between is called (Shop-a-lot Sunday?) weren’t for you, we may have something that’ll change your mind.
Cheap booze.
Yes, if like us, you thought these shopping days were all about clothes and electricals you’re wrong. There are in fact dozens of cut-price alcohol deals to be had too.
And with Christmas just around the corner, we could all do with stockpiling some plonk, right?
Here are some of the best Black Friday/ Cyber Monday booze offers out there…
Love is awesome – we won’t contest that. We could go into a long spiel, probably quoting the The Holiday, on how it defines us and changes the direction of our lives.
But let’s be honest; romance, it’s not always what it’s cracked up to be. Things we often think will feel magical and perfect just don’t.
Personally, I blame rom coms.
First we brought you sexy things that are overrated. Now here are 21 romantic things that are a lot better in our heads than in reality.
Awwwwh. What a beautiful symbol of our love, darling. Something that will… Read the full story
Feeling a bit uptight? We have just the ticket.
Christmas is great, but there’s no denying that this time of your is pretty stressful.
From tying up all those pesky loose ends at work to buying about a gazillion presents, the festive period can leave you feeling pretty frantic.
Our answer to this seasonal stress? A sneaky mini break to the Salcombe Harbour Hotel & Spa in Devon.
Yes it might sound a tad extravagant, but a calm, serene you is going to make the festive period far more pleasant for everyone, right?
Still need a little convincing that this is a genius… Read the full story
If you’re having a winter wedding with flower girls and page boys there are many things to bear in mind.
First and foremost, the little ones need to be warm on the way to the ceremony and reception.
Don’t buy them thin dresses and short sleeved shirts and, although you don’t have to buy them a coat or jacket specifically for the big day, plan their outfits in advance if you want them to match.
Flower girls need suitable tights and footwear – never sandals.
The outfits also have to fit in with the colour and style of your wedding.
Popular winter wedding colours include white/silver, dark… Read the full story
You don’t want a selection box, socks or a DVD – you want a box of beer, a bottle of wine or a banana hip flask!
And we don’t blame you.
So, to inspire your loved ones to make the right choices, print out this list of our favourite boozy Christmas gifts and leave it everywhere.
Here’s 10 boozy gift we all need this Christmas.
1. Fucking Hell beer
Aldi is launching a new ski wear range and you could get kitted out for as little as £125.
Yep, £125.
It seems the budget chain is not content with just offering staggeringly cheap lobsters and wants a chunk of the ski wear market as well.
The new clothes could apparently save a family of four as much as £800.
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Santa naps are the best naps.
When little six-month-old Zeke Walters fell asleep while waiting to meet Santa at the Eastland Mall in Evansville, Indiana, his parents were worried they’d have to leave the queue and come back another time for their baby’s first picture with Father Christmas.
But, Santa had other ideas. Instead of getting the parents to wake the little boy up, he pretended to be asleep too.
The picture of the two napping in a big green chair – Zeke snoozing on Santa’s big belly – following a bedtime story of The Night Before Christmas, has been melting hearts across the internet after it was posted on Read the full story
It’s the side of holiday photos you rarely see these days.
Usually, it’s all bronzed hot dog legs on the beach and arty shots of piña coladas at the hotel bar.
Not photobombing camels and bare ars*s.
But, in a bid to ‘encourage Aussies to share those real life moments that are completely authentic,’ Australian website Cudo and magazine That’s Life recently ran a nationwide competition to find the most awkward holiday photos.
No amount of filter will make these okay.
Sharon Abella took top prize for this picture, taken on the beach in the Philippines with her husband. Oh, and her brother-in-law.
A Cardiff hairdressers has introduced a ‘quiet chair’ for customers who hate small talk.
Because not everyone enjoys 60 minutes of awkward chat about what they’re doing at the weekend (wearing trackie bottoms for 48-hrs straight and chain-eating carbs since you ask).
As part of a refurb of one of its Cardiff city centre shops, Bauhaus Hair Salon is now offering a quiet option for its clientele.
Owner Scott Miller told Wales Online he wanted to offer his customers some much-needed chill-out time.
‘Our team is full of brilliant conversationalists, it’s an important part of being a hair stylist,… Read the full story
Fancy a cold (plastic) glass of beer with your burger?
Unlike the brave new world of mainland Europe, the UK has never before allowed a fast food chain to serve alcohol. It’s like they don’t trust us or something.
Until now, that is.
Burger King has just won a drinks licence for its restaurant in Bury St Edmunds (where else?), and has applied for three more at its Newcastle-under-Lyme, Blackpool and Hull branches.
The chain initially applied for a licence allowing them to serve alcohol seven days a week from 10am to 11pm, but the proposition was strongly opposed by police.
Introvert Doodles is a comic strip for those who hate small talk. For those who secretly dread parties. And for those who hear the words ‘let’s go round the room and introduce ourselves’ and want the ground to swallow them up.
The comic strip was started by Maureen, aka Marzi, a ‘kinda quirky’, kinda awkward, DIY blogger from Idaho. It follows her life as an introvert in a world made for extroverts. And it’s spot on.
Welcome to the inner struggles of introverts.
Please, please text first.
It reminds us of the day we discovered you could get hot dog toasters.
Abraham Vargas from Dallas, Texas, shared a short clip of his son seeing automatic sliding doors for the first time on YouTube and it’s adorable.
Abraham writes under the video of his son Azrael’s awe-struck reaction: ‘Took our son to the grocery store and let him walk around for the first time, he was blown away by the automatic doors.’
He spots the first doors and quickly realises if he moves closer, they will open for him.
Mind. Blown.
And then he realises there’s more than one of them. It’s a… Read the full story
In light of anti-bullying week which took place from 22 – 27 November, one teenager has created an emotional documentary to represent his emotions and show the pain he goes through on a day-to-day basis because of bullying.
The teen, Ryan Wiggins, from Hertfordshire, has Asperger’s.
And the film he has made is truly heartbreaking, full of raw, tear-jerking material.
The video, entitled Tomorrow, was sent in to Anna Kennedy Online – a charity promoting the inclusion and equality of children and adults with an autism spectrum condition throughout society – and was filmed solely with a selfie stick.
Pretty incredible.
Opening the video with a shot of him in bed, Ryan… Read the full story
It’s normal to worry about the future, no matter how many times people tell you not to.
And in some respect, they’re entirely right. But happiness is influenced by the choices you make and sometimes those choices are just to hard to make for yourself.
Here are 16 things all girls worry about when it comes to their future.
1. Will I have met the right guy by 30? Is that the right age to have met ‘the one’?
2. Because is not, when will the five-year-plan start? Will I even have a five-year-plan?
3. What if he turns out not to be the right guy and then it’s too late?
4. I don’t want babies right now. What if I never want babies?
5. What if I think I don’t want babies and then suddenly I do want babies and then I’m too old?
6. What if all my friends are married with kids and… Read the full story
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