If you actually take the time to make yourself breakfast at home before you head to work, rather than blearily grabbing a cereal bar/doughnut/croissant from Pret in a mad dash to the tube, give yourself a pat on the back. You’re nailing life.
If that home-made breakfast also happens to be healthy, have a few extra bonus points.
If it’s healthy, Instagram-worthy, and on-trend, you might want to rein it in a bit. You’re making us look bad.
But hey, for those of you who need their breakfasts to be nutrient-packed and suitable for social media, you’ll probably want to know about zoats – the new trendy breakfast everyone on Instagram is making.