11 dates that will definitely lead to sex

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On the internet at the moment is a piece of writing titled ‘six great dates that could lead to sex.’

The brilliant suggestions involve ‘go bar hopping’ because (and I’m quoting here) ‘booze = horny = sex’. Because what’s better than getting a woman drunk enough that she wants to sleep with you?

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Other bright ideas include watching a scary movie together or, I sh*t you not, Cirque de Soleil.

Cirque de Soleil.

Woman are apparently aroused by Cirque de Soleil.

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November 3, 2016, 4:15 am

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When the Vietnam war ended in 1975, many tried to flee from the city of Ho Chi Minh City.

The Americans abruptly pulled out of South Vietnam, and its capital, commonly known as Saigon, causing a desperate scramble by thousands of the city’s inhabitants to get in one of the helicopters taking off from the US embassy.

And those left waiting at the closed embassy gates desperate to escape from the advancing North Vietnamese army included one famous, albeit fictitious girl Kim – the heroine of the musical Miss Saigon.

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November 3, 2016, 4:21 am

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We all spend our time in the bathroom the same way. 

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Reading a book, scrolling through our phones, watching Netflix on our tablets or, if still stuck in the before-technology-era, reading a shampoo bottle.

And so for the latter, this Welcome to my Bathroom check-in sheet is perfect for you.

The check-in sheet comes part of the Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book and is filled with checklists that are incredibly relatable for all.

They ask you such probing things as ‘How much time spent gazing in the mirror?’ and ‘Looked in the medicine cabinet?’

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November 3, 2016, 4:30 am

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Writers can be a sensitive bunch at times.

It takes some guts to pour your heart and soul into an article or book that is free to be commented on by the general public.

However, it’s not always the anonymous trolls online ripping your latest piece of work to shreds that hurts the most – sometimes it’s supposedly well-meaning words from friends and family that can annoy and upset a writer.

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November 3, 2016, 4:44 am

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If you’re a baker, you’ll know that using a whisk of any sort – electric, handheld, even the cute tiny ones for frothing up milk – is a load of faff.

Whisks make mixing seem like it’ll be so much easier.

Which it is, for a bit. Then you find yourself holding a whisk clogged with butter and sugar. You get caught in an endless cycle of whisking and scraping.

Everything is awful, and you worry that a tenth of your ingredients have now ended up on the end of your whisk.

Now, finally, someone’s come up with a solution.

The internet is crying for this poor pug longing for his owner at Starbucks

November 3, 2016, 4:54 am

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Pictures of sad pugs + the internet = not a good mix. 

Especially when that sad pug is pictured absolutely longing for his owner outside of a Starbucks.

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How much more heart-brokenly millennial can you get, right?

But that’s exactly what was pictured and posted to Reddit by user Mograph_Artist. He posted a photo of the sad pug, face squished up to the glass of a Starbucks window as he waited for his owner to come back to him.

And of course, Reddit just couldn’t take it. They couldn’t take the glum look on the poor pup’s face nor the fact his nose was so very squashed from watching his owner so intently.

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November 3, 2016, 4:58 am

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— Jenna Levine (@JennaFrmDaBl0ck) October 31, 2016

Having to listen to your neighbours having incredibly loud sex sucks. 

Especially when you’re single, and it’s just a overly loud reminder that you are forever alone. Sigh.

And that’s exactly what happened to poor Jenna Levine, a student at Syracuse University, who overheard her fellow students really going at it in their neighbouring dorm.

It was going on for so long and so loudly that Jenna decided she wasn’t going to stand for it any longer.

So, she took it upon herself to write them a candid note, which she slipped under their door.

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November 3, 2016, 5:08 am

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Beer is completely delicious and refreshing – regardless of the season.

After a long day at work, what could be better than settling down in your local pub with a few pints of cold lager?

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However, many of us soon regret it when on waking the next day for work, we feel like our soul has been ripped out and sh*t upon.

How many mornings have been ruined by what we thought was a moderate night out (AKA beer, not shots)?

How many nights have been hampered by fear of a returning hangover?

Well potentially, not anymore.

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November 3, 2016, 5:19 am

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Maybe it means we’re officially old, but we’re very concerned about the youth of today.

*Content warning: Any very young children should look away now*

Your definitive guide to Christmas coffee drinks

In some parts of the UK, the going rate for a milk tooth is £6.

Now, back in the day when losing teeth meant getting cash, not panicking about trying to find an NHS dentist, the going rate ranged between 20p and £1.

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November 3, 2016, 5:20 am

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So, you didn’t manage to get your hands on the KENZO x H&M collection that launched today.

Fair enough, really. People had been queuing since 10pm last night. The site was down all morning (and still appears to be broken hours after the collection was first launched). You didn’t have a chance.

KENZO x H&M launches today and people have been queuing for hours

The people to blame?

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November 3, 2016, 5:24 am

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If you haven’t ever watched a wildlife program and wished that you could keep a lion as a pet, are you really human?

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The difference between the rest of the world and this man from Russia is that we know that having a pet lion would be a terrible idea, because they’re wild animals and keeping them in a domestic setting would be cruel.

Salim Zhambeev, a professional wrestler from Nalchik in Russia, decided to get a lioness as a pet because he plans to use the animal as a sparring partner to… Read the full story

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November 3, 2016, 6:07 am

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Do you know what ’57 varieties’ written on the Heinz ketchup bottle stands for?

November 3, 2016, 7:27 am

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Today is Heinz Tomato Ketchup’s 140th anniversary and it’s only right we show them some love seeing as they’ve allowed us to lovingly dip our chips and bacon in their sauces for so long. 

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So what better way than to discover a little Heinz trivia, and to see whether you know what the ’57 Varieties’ on their famous ketchup bottles actually refers to?

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November 3, 2016, 7:31 am

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While many love dressing up as Disney princesses, be that for a fancy-dress party or for Halloween, it’s not often you find that a Disney princess actually looks like you. 

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But that’s exactly what one beautiful woman has discovered.

Meet Olayinka Mia Noel, a model and member of R&B girl group XSO, who looks exactly like Aladdin’s Princess Jasmine.

From the shape of her facial features to her thick, dark locks, Olayinka is a dead ringer for Jasmine, and… Read the full story

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November 3, 2016, 7:32 am

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Every dog deserves a home.

One shelter is making sure that while rescue dogs wait to get adopted, they’ll have a proper house to call their own.

Luvable Dog Rescue, in Oregon, built their rescue dogs their own private cottages, so they can be comfortable and happy while they wait to find a forever home.

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Sandwich Day: Just so you know, New York defines a burrito as a sandwich

November 3, 2016, 8:28 am

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In case you somehow forgot to mark this momentous occasion on your calendar, let us remind you that today, November 3rd, is National Sandwich Day.

National Sandwich Day is basically just an excuse to celebrate all the joy sandwiches bring. Which is a lovely movement we can all get behind.

But on this day, we want to take a moment to address a grave and serious sandwich-related wrongdoing. A wrongdoing that is still in place right now, on this very day.

Brace yourselves.

In New York, a burrito is legally defined as a sandwich.

We KNOW. It’s an absolute outrage.

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November 3, 2016, 9:53 am

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The new Gilmore Girls is arriving on Netflix on November 25th, so obviously, we are now all in the midst of full on Gilmore Girls related excitement.

Any new details about the show will send us into a frenzy. Any new trailer or promo photo will make us cry (just me?). And any product with a Gilmore Girls label on it will send us reaching for our credit cards.

ASOS is now selling those colour-changing lip balms with flowers in that everyone’s obsessed with

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November 4, 2016, 12:12 am

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There were 5,700 new cases of female genital mutilation recorded in England in 2015-2016, the first annual statistics show.

Female Genital mutilation (FGM) is a procedure where the female genitals are deliberately cut, injured or changed.

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It is also known as female circumcision or cutting. Such injuries include piercing, pricking, cutting, sewing together and removal of genital organs.

FGM has been illegal in the UK since 1985 and it is considered child abuse.

It is usually carried out on young girls between infancy and the age of 15, most commonly before puberty starts.

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November 4, 2016, 12:48 am

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Sometimes you’re just searching for a way to jazz up your solo sex life a bit.

You want something new. Something exciting.

BuzzFeed Motion Pictures proposes that that something should be cutting a hole in a bar of soap and putting your dick in it.

Hey, why not?

This week, Jezebel brought our attention to a BuzzFeed Motion Pictures video titled ‘6 Easy Masturbation Hacks For Men’. Most of the ‘hacks’ were pretty standard, such as using your non-dominant hand or tapping the head of the penis.

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November 4, 2016, 1:03 am

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