Pets are a bit like kids in that they need a load of affection, they do a lot of seemingly dumb things and when they want you, you sort of have to respond.
But dogs are next level when it comes to being needy.
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Woman wears Chewbacca mask during labour and it’s absolutely hilarious
One woman who wanted to put a little bit of fun into giving birth decided to do it while wearing a Chewbacca mask.
A new flavour of Cadbury's creme egg exists and it's already on sale in the UK
Katie Stricker Curtis, from Detroit, US, shared a video of herself in labour, laying in a hospital bed, getting her way through her contractions by turning her… Read the full story
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Morrisons gives horny customer hilarious advice after he complains about doughnuts
Customer service is generally there to help you with your enquiries.
What were you taught to call your vagina?
Food a day out of date? Contact customer service. Outfit ordered in the wrong size? Contact customer service.
But when your genitals don’t fit inside your sugared doughnuts? That’s a problem most people would keep to themselves.
Well, most people apart from Twitter user Silverfox, that is.
After buying what was meant to be a packet of sugared ring… Read the full story
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Student tries to sneak his dog back to college with him – but things don’t go to plan
One university student felt all of the pain when he had to leave his beloved pup behind to start another term of lectures.
Here's proof that dogs really don't care about your personal space or possessions
Well, he almost left him behind.
It turns out that when the time came to say goodbye, Sean just couldn’t do it.
And, amazingly, he decided to take his dog, William Wallace III – or Willy for short, along… Read the full story
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Florist shares the incredibly NSFW message one guy sent his girlfriend
You know those optional messages you can add in when sending someone a bunch of flowers or a box of chocolates? Yeah, usually, someone has to use them.
The story of a woman's first date with Donald Trump will make your skin crawl
Which is fine, of course, if your message is innocent – but if it’s not, remember than your loved one’s eyes aren’t going to be the only ones reading what you… Read the full story
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National Cut Your Energy Costs Day: 8 ways to save money on house bills
If you are spending far too much $$$ on bills, help is at hand.
Okay, so it sounds a little boring but if you’re scraping by on only £100 each month in central London – saving £50 on your bills will go a pretty long way.
Like buying more beer – or actually being able to afford real food rather than some nasty £1 microwave meal… Read the full story
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Why a mini break to Cornwall is a perfect his and hers winter weekend escape
There comes a point when you get so cold while surfing in the North Atlantic in winter that you swear you actually feel hot.
With icy water sloshing down the back of my wetsuit as I caught some waves off the coast of Cornwall, there was no mistaking the fact that I felt very much alive.
Here's proof that dogs really don't care about your personal space or possessions
My one mistake was not packing some wetsuit socks.
After two hours, my feet were feeling… Read the full story
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Why Lake Lucerne not Lake Como or Lake Bled should be your next weekend break
Lake Como has Italian glamour and George Clooney but Lake Lucerne has rolling hills, mountains and fresh Alpine air.
At just over an hour’s flight away from London, Lake Lucerne the perfect destination for a weekend break.
The story of a woman's first date with Donald Trump will make your skin crawl
There is a relaxed Mediterranean feel to the area, which is set… Read the full story
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Vivienne Westwood is making penises 2017’s hottest trend
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What are finger lime pearls? The exotic gin garnish known as citrus caviar
There’s a new garnish to add to your gin cocktail that will give it an exotic twist.
Finger limes have tiny, caviar-like pearls inside a lime-like skin, making them an unusual addition to a gin and tonic.
This gin wheel shows exactly which garnish to use in a gin and tonic
They are known as the caviar of citrus fruits because of the way the pearls pop in the mouth with an aromatically smooth lemon and lime taste and herbaceous undertone.
One chef Anthony Zappola told the LA Times: ‘When the juice vesicles pop in your mouth, there’s an explosion of flavour. Customers are surprised, they think it’s some kind of molecular gastronomy, and they’re shocked to find that it’s from a natural piece of fruit.’
Here is everything you need to know.
What are finger lime pearls?
Finger limes are a three-inch-long citrus fruit that grows in Australia. They… Read the full story
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You can buy earrings that look just like human ears and they’re pretty damn creepy
Have you ever looked around the high street shops and thought, the jewellery in here is pretty and everything, but it’s just not human enough? No, us neither.
But if you have? Well then we’ve got the perfect thing for you. Ear shaped earrings.
Yes, really.
Now, we like to be positive and non judgemental here at Metro. But that said, these ear earrings are creepy AF.
Beautiful craftsmanship. A really impressive feat of artistry. But so, so creepy.
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Volunteers in Turkey are wrapping stray dogs in blankets so they’ll survive the cold
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This sly little gadget can stop you from getting too drunk
We’ve all had one of those nights in the pub when you get up after a while and suddenly realise that you’re completely plastered.
How did this happen? You’ve been completely compus mentus up until now, with your award-winning banter and dexterous lighter skills. And yet here you are struggling to walk to the loo without falling arse over tit.
Vivienne Westwood has ensured penises remain the hottest trend for 2017
If only someone or something had warned you about how drunk you were getting before this moment. If only you had… Read the full story
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Japan is having a burger election and they’re taking it very seriously
Japan is having an election.
No, don’t worry, you’re not horribly politically ill-informed. (Well, you might be, but you haven’t missed a major international event). It’s not a political election. It’s a burger election.
So how does the burger election work?
Well, there’s a red team and a blue team. The red team contains the meatier burgers, the Quarter Pounders and the Big Macs. The blue team reps the… Read the full story
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Should we be taking masturbation breaks at work?
As we sit at our dimly lit desks squinting at years-old computer screens, we often find ourselves lusting over all the fancy offices offering perks to their employees.
We dream of a workplace where it’s okay to take naps (in special nap rooms filled with blankets and eye masks, preferably). Where holiday time is unlimited. Where our working hours are flexible.
Volunteers in Turkey are wrapping stray… Read the full story
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Can a Tumblr account really help women orgasm?
The mystery of the female orgasm is one that has frustrated both sexes for as long as anyone can remember.
The struggle is real, and in this day and age it’s often seen as a failing to be so out of touch with your body that you and/or your partner can’t ‘get you there’.
You start to wonder whether you’re the only person in the world who isn’t doing sex right, who’s ‘incompetent’ at performing one of the most basic biological functions.
Vivienne Westwood has… Read the full story
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A dog cafe serving doggy beer and shepherd’s pie has just opened up in Warwick
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Here are 6 reasons to go and get hygge in a New Forest log cabin this winter
When you just want to get the hygge away from it all.
Hygge must be one of the most annoying trends of 2016.
Japan is having a burger election and they're taking it very seriously
All those stock pictures of fluffy slippers in front of a roaring fire. All those cupped hands desperately holding onto mugs of tea. Give me a break.
You don’t have to be surrounded by twee messaged cups and Diptyque candles to get snug. No, you need a weekend staying in a luxury log… Read the full story
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Now people are making fancy water just for making coffee
Here’s the final bit of evidence we needed to prove that coffee has officially become too bloody hipster.
Vivienne Westwood has ensured penises remain the hottest trend for 2017
The next hot trend in coffee tech? Water.
But not just any water. Special fancy, filtered, expensive water. If you’re making your coffee with regular stuff from the tap, you’re doing it wrong.
Third Wave Water (a suitably hipster name for… Read the full story
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So you just got engaged? Here’s what you need to do next
You’re engaged!
Congratulations! You now get to spend the next month doing a jumpy-squealy dance every time you tell someone, and holding your left hand up whilst beaming is now your hobby.
Should… Read the full story
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