Krispy Kreme has launched a premium line in Japan

March 14, 2017, 2:39 am

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What denotes luxury more than indulging on an Original Glazed, Krispy Kreme?

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Sure, some may say the Biscoff option is superior while others will argue for Nutty Chocolatta, those people are wrong… but we could argue about this all day. I Googled the most popular flavour, and there is really no definitive answer.

But one thing is for sure, Japan Krispy Kreme has just one-upped us all when it comes to decadence, with the release of… Read the full story

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March 14, 2017, 2:47 am

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Thousands of people flocked to a Japanese city on Sunday to get their hands on a giant penis.

Yes, really.

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March 14, 2017, 3:34 am

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Hey Em, still a bit cold for this kind shenanigans isn’t it?

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What some people will do in the name of fashion will never cease to amaze, but whatever floats your boat.

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March 14, 2017, 3:35 am

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Let us begin by reminding everyone that penis size really doesn’t matter, and no one should be worrying about their penis not being big enough to satisfy a partner.

It’s really not about length. It’s about what you do with it.

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But despite this knowledge being spread far and wide, many men are still bothered by the size of their penis – judging by the Google searches for ‘how to make my penis bigger’, anyway.

So of course, surgeons are stepping… Read the full story

A retired knitting group is making cosy jumpers for chilly chickens

March 14, 2017, 4:12 am

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You may not know this, but winter can be a tough time for chickens.

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The cold temperatures and shorter days affects egg production, while also leaving chickens feeling a bit rubbish as they can’t handle the cold.

One knitting group is taking action to help out.

A group of retirees in Boston (where winters are pretty nippy) has been knitting jumpers for local chickens.

Yep. Proper jumpers in chicken size, to help the birds stay cosy and stylish.

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March 14, 2017, 5:09 am

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The impact of non-biodegradable packaging upon the environment is starker than it’s ever been.

Whether that’s water bottles, beauty products or coffee capsules.

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The latter in particular is one of the luxuries so many of us use on a regular basis but are particularly harmful to the environment.

Stine Wilhelmsen from environmental campaign charity, Hubbub told Metro.co.uk:

‘Coffee pods are really difficult to recycle, due to the specific material mix used –  mixed plastics (PE and… Read the full story

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March 14, 2017, 5:17 am

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The last year has been pretty strange.

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So many things happened that it’s hard to remember all that went on. What did the year look like? What did it feel like?

Artist Tim King is helping us to pause, reflect, and look back over the year.

Every day of 2016, he drew a… Read the full story

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March 14, 2017, 5:55 am

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If you’re thinking about getting a cat, here’s a reminder to pop to a shelter.

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Abandoned cats and strays may be a little scruffier than the purebred kitten you’d buy from a breeder. Maybe they’re a little older or need extra care.

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March 14, 2017, 6:53 am

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Today is Steak And Blow Job Day, which we have already established sucks for everyone.

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Whether you’re choosing to celebrate, or completely ignoring this bizarre day, we… Read the full story

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March 14, 2017, 7:00 am

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We all have different thoughts on the inevitable workplace meeting – for some, they are the scourge of employment, akin to scraping your fingernails down a chalkboard until you reach the skin and then dipping them in vinegar. 

For others, they break up the soul destroying monotony of the day and provide a brilliant opportunity to skive share ideas. Love them, loathe them, or approach them with the same indifference that you view every workplace task… Read the full story

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March 14, 2017, 7:47 am

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There are many reasons why a young person may feel they can’t live at home.

Common issues include family disputes or domestic violence, although problems in their area such as gangs, and mental health, also contribute towards the risk factors that can result in a teenager feeling they have no choice but to leave.

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I left home when I was 17, and although in the long run it taught me a lot about how to run a flat by myself, and I was a pro at life skills such as… Read the full story

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March 14, 2017, 7:58 am

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Ladies, if you thought Steak and BJ day was sexist, never fear – there’s a day especially for women called ‘Chicken and Licking Day’.

Your hard work today will be rewarded, when it’s time for your man to cook up some chicken and uh, get licking.

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March 14, 2017, 8:00 am

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When, for whatever reason (veganism, lactose intolerance, personal preference) you don’t drink dairy, you have a favourite go-to dairy alternative.

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One of Britan’s oldest rescue dogs is looking for a home at the age of seventeen

March 14, 2017, 8:01 am

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One of Britain’s oldest rescue dogs is looking for a retirement home, at the ripe-old-age of seventeen.

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Sweet-natured Scruffy is a crossbreed who was taken in by Dogs Trust after his owner became ill and could no longer care for him.

He is around 119 years old in dogs years, and is more than four times the average age of a dog normally found within… Read the full story

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March 14, 2017, 8:11 am

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A mysterious man has put posters on a lamppost to find a woman whose phone number he lost

March 14, 2017, 8:24 am

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March 14, 2017, 8:25 am

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Fancy making your ex jealous by filling up your Tinder profile with photos of yourself surrounded by attractive strangers?

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March 14, 2017, 8:34 am

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I did many stupid things as a teenager. 

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Mum comes up with brilliant set of rules for kids who won’t give her privacy on the toilet

March 14, 2017, 8:43 am

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‘Toilet time’ should mean ‘privacy time’ in every household. 

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But if you’re a mother with young children, you’ll know that ‘privacy time’ is actually pretty unheard of.

Especially when it comes to locking yourself in the bathroom just so you can go to the toilet in peace.

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March 14, 2017, 9:02 am

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26-year-old Elise Cook and her partner Domenic had always dreamed of owning a Kombi Van to live out their dreams of road tripping around Australia.

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