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March 29, 2017, 6:20 am

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Unicorn Hair Dye is here and we couldn’t be any more excited.

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Lime Crime Makeup will soon release their new range of dye, ‘Lime Crime Unicorn Hair‘, a set of hair colours that are 100% cruelty-free and vegan.

Released in a set of 11, each colour is as magical as the next – and ready to mix. With colours such as ‘Dirty Mermaid’ (green) and ‘Bunny’ (a pastel baby pink), it’s no wonder the name ‘Unicorn Hair’ just made perfect sense.

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March 29, 2017, 6:39 am

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Alright, ASOS. Now you’re just taking the piss.

We accepted the dinosaur tail as a snazzy addition to our festival and work ensembles. We just about got our head around the band t-shirt with a giant ruffled sash.

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But this is the limit.

Right now, at this very moment, ASOS is selling a choker that spells out ‘sausage’.

Yes. Sausage. In sterling silver.

We were first alerted to the existence of said choker by a tweet which asked a very, very important question: is ASOS okay?

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March 29, 2017, 7:06 am

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The prospect of public speaking can reduce the most confident and eloquent person to a bundle of nerves.

Just the idea of getting up on stage has some people gasping for air, convinced that the gods of well-timed delivery are choking them deliberately.

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Public speaking is difficult – fact.

You’ve got to try and entertain with no hesitation, deviation or repetition – often while trying to sell an idea or win a debate.

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March 29, 2017, 7:44 am

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I’ve lived in Didcot for the past eleven years, and lived and worked in the area for almost half as long again.

Our not-so-little town normally makes the press for the wrong reasons – when there’s a murder or an industrial accident.

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It’s nice when it’s thanks to something more mundane – because, according to a study by ASI Data Science, Didcot is…well,… Read the full story

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March 29, 2017, 8:18 am

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It’s never too early for a little Christmas spirit and the concept for this new picture book is all the proof you need of that.

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3 December 2016, Daniel Kibblesmith, a staff writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, tweeted that he and his partner would only tell their child about ‘Black Santa’ and ‘White Santa’ was his husband.

And now that tweet will be brought to life in the form of a picture book… Read the full story

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March 29, 2017, 8:31 am

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The first time you have sex with someone with a penis sans condom, you notice it.

The cold, slimy embrace of their semen, sliding down your leg. Creating a damp patch on the bed. Sitting in between your butt cheeks.

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They never mention this bit in sex ed. They never show the waddle to the toilet in rom-coms. There are no magazine sex tips focusing on whose responsibility it is to get up and get the tissue to wipe yourself down.

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March 29, 2017, 11:23 pm

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If there’s one thing you just know when you’re going to get when making a big announcement on social media, it’s a lot of ‘likes’.

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Okay, perhaps not if your status is about moving far, far away (unless you’re heavily disliked, of course) but if you make the obligatory ‘We’re engaged!’ or ‘We’re pregnant!’ then your profile is bound to blow up, period.

But for one guy, one heavily-liked post just wasn’t enough for him.

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March 29, 2017, 11:34 pm

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Fans of peanut butter and chocolate (AKA everyone), listen up. We have some very important news.

We went to The Cheese Bar to see what all the fuss is about

Reese’s, the same brand behind such delights as Reese’s Pieces and Peanut Butter Cups, has just unveiled their take on your favourite Easter treat. By which we mean the creme egg.

For Reese’s, a creme egg is not filled with a creamy fondant yolk, but delicious peanut butter creme.

It’s basically all our dreams come true, and Reese’s are selling these eggs in packs of five. Delightful.

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March 30, 2017, 12:32 am

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In case you didn’t know, straight women are having considerably fewer orgasms than straight men.

Bisexual and lesbian women are, too.

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Basically, straight men are having more orgasms than you could shake a stick at, while women aren’t having nearly enough.

That’s the orgasm gender gap – and now, one group is trying to close it.

Sexy Liberation is a snazzy new sex toy brand that’s giving away free vibrators, cock rings, butt plugs, and all other sexy delights for free.

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March 30, 2017, 12:59 am

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The problem with regular Easter eggs is that they’re not substantial enough.

The chocolate might be delicious but there’s not enough of it. You’ve just got a 2mm thick oval – and the rest is air.

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If only they were solid all the way through. If only, when you smashed it open, there would be big lumps of delicious chocolate to snack on – not frail crumbs of shell.

Well this year, the Easter Bunny has listened and he has delivered.

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March 30, 2017, 1:12 am

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Elly Mayday is a plus-size model with thousands of fans and followers.

She’s also a survivor of ovarian cancer.

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At 25, after three years of lower back pain and bloating that was dismissed by doctors, Elly was diagnosed with advanced ovarian cancer.

Her prognosis wasn’t positive, but Elly continued to work hard to make a name for herself in the world of modeling, posing for photoshoots while bald from chemo and scarred from surgery.

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March 30, 2017, 1:42 am

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April Fools’ Day is the time of year where we spend the morning on the lookout for pranks and tricks being played on us.

Newspapers and magazines will publish fake stories, your friends and colleagues will be looking to catch you out – you’re basically on high alert until midday, when you can breathe a sigh of relief for another year.

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But where did the annual tradition come from and why is it still so popular?

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Krispy Kreme says it’s changing its name here in the UK to stop people misspelling it

March 30, 2017, 1:57 am

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Krispy Kreme, as a name, is pretty ridiculous. It’s alliteration at any cost.

But those double Ks have become a brand close to our hearts. Everyone knows it’s Kreme not Cream. No one cares that it doesn’t make any literary sense.

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The UK franchise, however, claim that that’s all about to change.

The doughnut kings say* they’re rebranding and will now trade under the name Krispy Cream.

*Emphasis on ‘say’ will become clearer in a bit.

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March 30, 2017, 2:08 am

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The world’s most valuable cut diamond is going on sale on the 4th of April, so if you’ve been looking to expand your jewellery collection, then you’re in luck.

Admittedly you might have to live off 9p noodles for a bit afterwards because it’s expected to sell for in excess of 60 million dollars (that’s £483,18000).

The diamond is being sold by Sotheby’s, in Hong Kong next week. If you’re thinking of buying it you’ll probably need some more deets, so here’s the intel.

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March 30, 2017, 2:29 am

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If there are two things Coachella-goers bloody love, they’re flower crowns and weed.

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So frankly, we can’t believe it’s taken so long for someone to come along and put the two together.

Finally, it’s happened.

Lowell Herb Co, a ‘responsibly farmed’ marijuana brand selling everything from standard buds to weed bouquets, has expanded their offering to include weed flower crowns.

By which we mean crowns to wear atop your head, made of flowers and smokeable weed buds. Delightful.

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Reebok’s new brand ambassador is ‘China’s Hottest Grandpa’

March 30, 2017, 2:49 am

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When it comes to keeping fit, age shouldn’t be much of a hindrance.

Sure, you might be a little slower and have a bit less bounce, but whatever exercise and strengthening you do in your youth helps you out later in life.

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But few of us in our 20s are anywhere near as fit as the 81-year-old granddad who’s just been made Reebok’s new brand ambassador.

Wang Deshun is the face of the brand’s latest ‘Be More Human’ campaign, alongside actors Yuan Shanshan and Wu Lei.

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March 30, 2017, 3:01 am

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This former nurse has been diagnosed with a rare medical condition which causes her body to attack her own muscles whenever she exercises – and it even turns her urine black when she gets upset.

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35-year-old Gemma Holtby discovered she was battling the incredibly rare enzyme disorder after her urine ‘turned black’ and she was unable to move her body.

The condition is aggravated by exercise and stress, meaning even one short visit to the gym has the potential to leave Gemma in pain.

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March 30, 2017, 3:08 am

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Today in millennials ruining the world and everything in it like the evil, murderous snowflakes we are, the next thing for millennials to destroy is lunch.

That’s right. Lunch. The midday meal between breakfast and dinner.

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Millennials hate it and are intent on its destruction.

That’s according to a video created by Fortune, anyway, which ominously declares that ‘millennials are killing lunch’ because they prefer to replace a proper lunchtime meal with snacks.

Fortune reports that the restaurant industry saw a 2% drop in lunchtime traffic in 2016, which they argue is evidence that us youths have been… Read the full story

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March 30, 2017, 3:21 am

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Autism Spectrum Disorder encompasses a wide range of disabilities.

Some who have non-verbal autism, or generally struggle to communicate, may find that the sign language Makaton helps them to talk.

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Using Makaton will allow those with certain types of autism – or people who have communication difficulties – carry out everyday tasks such as asking for food and drink, making friends and resolving problems.

Over 100,000 children and adults use Makaton symbols and… Read the full story

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March 30, 2017, 3:53 am

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I will never forget the nerves that built up in my stomach the day I told my loved ones that I had been diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

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While it hadn’t come as a shock to me, being that it is a hereditary condition and my mum has it, I wasn’t sure how others were going to react to the news. But I knew I needed to tell them.

I felt they needed to know the reasons I had been acting so strangely recently.

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