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April 8, 2017, 1:59 am

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When will this horror end? When will our favourite snacks stop being ruined?

We simply cannot take it any more.

First it was Toblerones, sneakily cut down by being transformed into chocolate toast racks. Then Freddos went up in price (again). Then kitkats went ‘healthy’.

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And now, change has come to Doritos. Sweet, innocent Doritos.

Oh, and Peperami.

The Independent drew our attention to the change, reporting that ‘sharing bags’ (AKA bags you munch through on one lonely Sunday afternoon) have been reduced… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 2:16 am

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Deek, there’s nee denying that the Geordie dialect is pure cush but how well do you actually know the words that you hear every time you wander through Newcastle? You might have netted a geet walla score on our proper radge Scottish dialect quiz but this one is canny hard.

Think you can dee well? Haddaway and shite, there’s nee way you’ll get full marks.

Gee it a bash anyway, lads. But you can gan yem with your tail between your legs when you fail. Haway, on you go.

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April 8, 2017, 2:25 am

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Poor Mongkood the monkey has had a tough life.

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Poached from the wild and kept as a pet at just two years old, rescuers at the Wildlife Friends Foundation in Thailand believe the macaque monkey was forced to watch the murder of his family before he was snatched from his natural environment and sold as a pet..

Thankfully, he was rescued by WFFT and brought into the rescue centre before further damage could be done – although the poor monkey is already clearly traumatised.

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April 8, 2017, 2:27 am

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In 2017, chivalry shouldn’t even come into it.

We live in a time where feminism is proving to be a prominent movement that’s taken seriously and is supported by a majority of people.

Women: Here’s why I pay on the first date, and you should too

Sexism is still rife, as is misogyny, but why do gender constructs still exist when it comes to dating?

Put all that to one side for a moment and consider the parameters of the dating game and ask whether the industry is a sexist, stereotypical construct by its… Read the full story

An ‘arrogant’ traveller’s stinky feet caused outrage on a packed bus in Thailand when she refused to take them down from her neighbour’s headrest

April 8, 2017, 2:37 am

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Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics? And nice manners?

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A woman travelling through Thailand has seriously p*ssed off locals after refusing to put her ‘rancid’ feet away on a packed bus.

Narong Thaopanya, 21, was travelling over 260 miles by coach from Bangkok to Sukhothai province in northern Thailand on last week.

But his eight-hour bus ride took a turn for the worse when a blonde traveller sat in the seat behind him and put her sweaty feet on top of the chair at his side.

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April 8, 2017, 3:08 am

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You can always rely on Goop to deliver unto us truly questionable health advice.

There was Gwyneth’s recommendation of steaming your vagina (please don’t steam your vagina). Goop’s suggestion of sticking jade eggs in your vagina while you’re at it, too (please don’t stick jade eggs inside your vagina).

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This time around, Goop and Gwynnie have stayed far away from our bits, thank god, and are instead coming for our brains.

If you’ve got depression, don’t bother with medication or professional help, suggests Goop. Just walk around outdoors,… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 3:20 am

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Passover will soon be upon us, as it begins in the evening of Monday 10 April.

The Passover Seder is a Jewish ritual feast that marks the beginning of the holiday.

During the Seder, the story of how the Israelites were freed from slavery in ancient Egypt is retold – the tale is in the Book of Exodus in the Hebrew Bible.

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Families will traditionally gather in the evening to read the text of the Haggadah,… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 3:20 am

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Not all heroes wear capes.

Fitness Instagrammer's before and after photos show the reality of PMS

The best revenge in life is low-key revenge. When someone doesn’t text back for a day, you leave them hanging for two. If your housemate eats your leftovers, you steal their fancy shampoo.

And one woman mastered the art of subtle justice after her husband dismissed her as a mere ‘sandwich maker.’

Charming Redditor Vollkoemmenes made a poorly-timed sexist joke just when his wife was making his lunch.

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April 8, 2017, 3:41 am

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Before you comment, I know.

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We all occasionally make typos and grammatical mistakes on the internet, when we’re typing in a rush and have re-read the same chunk of text seven times.

But the difference here is that our typos are made through speedy keyboard use and easily fixed.

This grammatical offence is on a T-shirt. It was written out, printed on a T-shirt, and was seen by many, many people before it was put on sale.

So how on earth did Topshop manage to sell a T-shirt with a missing apostrophe on it without,… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 4:18 am

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Ice cream sandwiches are a truly glorious thing.

Handheld. Easily portable. The joy of ice cream and some form of biscuit.

And there are so many ways to improve upon their simple, brilliant design.

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You can replace the biscuits with doughnuts, top your ice cream sandwiches with chocolate, or just buy a second one once you’re done with your first.

Or you can get fancy and swap out regular cookies for macarons.

That’s the route Sammie, the creator of Yolkin, has gone down, and we totally get why. Because not… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 4:25 am

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The London Marathon is just two weeks away and, if you think you’ve trained properly, you might be wrong.

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Going for jogs is all well and good, but how do you know you’re not going to fall over and hurt yourself on the big day?

Luckily for running fans (apparently they exist), there’s a new piece of wearable tech on the market that doubles up as a personal trainer.

Tech firm iFit has launched the Altra Torin IQ, a shoe studded with… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 4:38 am

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Here’s why you should be excited about Edinburgh Craft Beer Festival, Scotland’s largest global beer gathering

April 8, 2017, 4:51 am

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Long gone are the days when the Caledonian Brewery had the best pint that Edinburgh had to offer.

These days, you’ll find smaller breweries and brew shops from the likes of Jeremiah’s Tap Room, The Holyrood 9A and Ushers around the city, providing many a port of call for beer lovers.

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Taking things up a notch or two is the first ever Edinburgh Craft Beer Festival, which will take place on from May 26 – 28 at The Biscuit Factory this year.

Devised by the… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 5:12 am

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It feels like every day, we’re bombarded by dramatic before and after photos.

They’re usually someone proudly displaying their weight loss and making us feel a bit rubbish about our current exercise of routine of a sit-up a month.

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This before and after photo is a little different.

Yes, fitness Instagrammer Lauryn does look smaller in the picture in the right than the one on the left. But the change isn’t down to weight loss.

It’s down to PMS.

‘These pictures… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 5:41 am

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I’ll be honest. Before today, the idea of a scented temporary tattoo had never crossed my mind.

But now that I know they exist, they’re all I want. All tattoos should be scented. They can be the new way to do perfume.

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The geniuses bringing us scented temporary tattoos are Tattly, a Brooklyn based temporary tattoo company.

They’ve made scented tattoos before, but their latest collection is extra special. They’re not gimmicky or over the top, but instead feel genuinely grown up and cool.

Why? Because the designs and scents are themed… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 7:33 am

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I can’t believe it’s not modeling clay.

Any mother knows that getting kids to eat vegetables is like herding kittens, so it’s unsurprising that some go to extreme lengths to get the vitamins in.

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But would you transform your mashed potatoes into high art?

A Melbourne-based mum has turned suspicious foods like carrots and beetroot into masterpieces so good she’s managed to convince her son to eat them.

Food guru Laleh Mohmedi started getting creative with her four-year-old son Jacob’s meals two years ago. Now, she runs an Instagram account with 84,000 followers desperate to see her next work of art.

Mohmedi said that people love her food art because it takes the tension out of dinner with the kids.

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April 8, 2017, 7:58 am

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With Easter Eggs having been on the shelves since just days after Christmas, you’ve probably already had a few cheeky ones between now and then.

But if you’re more of a purist and believe that Easter Eggs should be saved for, well, Easter, then you’re probably starting to shop around for the best options.

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April 8, 2017, 8:09 am

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Ever felt like your bumhole wasn’t tight enough? Pretty enough? Lickable enough?

In today’s round of intense beauty standards, people are now getting botox as well as loads of other surgeries to make their bums as pretty as humanly possible.

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Why? Because we simply can’t have a butthole that looks, well, like any old butthole.

Just like the vagina before it, the anus is now under pressure to look as light, even, and Barbie-like as can be – and the only way to achieve this standard is through ‘anal rejuvenation’… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 8:55 am

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For years, Topshop has done sh*t-all in the way of clothing above a size 16.

But this year, they’ve quietly started adding larger sizes to their collections.

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Which should be a good thing – except Topshop messed up by failing to actually add any true plus-size pieces, simply adding in some tops and dresses available in a size 18.

That’s right. A size 18. One size up from the stuff they’ve been selling for all this time.

So if you’re above a size 18, Topshop simply isn’t bothered about providing you with clothing.

That would be bad enough. But as… Read the full story

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April 8, 2017, 9:54 am

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Considering the widespread disgust and horror at the idea of period sex, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that people are intensely grossed out by the concept of going down on someone who’s menstruating.

After all, if they’re too freaked out to put their penis in a vagina that’s shedding its lining, they’re likely going to get a bit funny about putting their mouth around one, too.

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