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June 21, 2017, 2:46 am

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Pop the champagne and pull down your pants, it’s time to celebrate.

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For finally, after years of buildup, the 3fap is here.

You, a fool satisfied with putting your penis into just one hole: What’s a 3fap?

Me, a person with a press release for the 3fap: The 3fap is a magical masturbation tool for people with a penis, that allows said person to put their penis into three different holes in one handy tool.

The holes are designed to mimic the feel of a mouth, a vagina, and a butt.

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June 21, 2017, 3:17 am

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‘You’re so lucky you get to work from home!’ is a phrase that often leaves the mouths of my friends who are sick to death of their office jobs and late night bar work.

No matter how much I dispute their opinion, I’m always faced with the backlash of: ‘But you get to stay in bed all day and work in your pyjamas!’

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And they’re right, I do get to do that – but that doesn’t mean I enjoy it.

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June 21, 2017, 3:21 am

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So, you’ve booked your tickets to a festival with the kids.

Perhaps you are lucky enough to have been able to afford a ready-pitched tent with all the gear or maybe, more likely, you are slightly overwhelmed by the reality of what you need to pack for a long weekend in the countryside as a family.

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Camping takes a little time to get right. Each time we go, it gives us the opportunity to recognise what we failed to… Read the full story

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June 21, 2017, 3:38 am

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Alright wordsmiths, this is your moment – it’s National Writing Day.

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With science suggesting writing keeps you nimble, happy and healthy, if you’re not a regular writer, there’s never been a better time to grab your pen and take to the page.

Here are seven health benefits of putting pen to paper that you might not know about.

1. A scribble a day keeps the doctor away 

Quite literally. Writing on positive topics, according to the Journal of Research of Personality, may actually boost your immune system.

With significantly fewer health centre… Read the full story

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June 21, 2017, 4:08 am

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Balham – or ‘The Gateway to the South’ if you’re a Peter Sellers fan or aged 50+ – is the best place to live in London.

It has the second lowest council tax in London, it is the last stop on the Northern Line where you can actually get a seat and it has a vibrant social and cultural scene that appeals to kids and big kids alike.

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June 21, 2017, 4:12 am

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After a spate of misfortune, you might be tempted to invest in some sort of good luck charm.

Maybe you try to pick up a rabbit’s foot at a flee market. Maybe you refuse to take off your lucky pants. Maybe you buy an Indian tantric root online.

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But if you’re planning on doing the latter, beware.

Because an investigative team from the UK and India claim to have uncovered a massive international fraud, involving a load of dried lizard dicks being passed off as tantric roots.

Hatha Jodi is believed to bring good luck… Read the full story

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June 21, 2017, 4:22 am

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If you’re looking for the world’s loveliest dad, we might just have found him.

Reddit user carlinha1289 said that her mum was never really interested in doing stuff together – including things like trying out manicures, bra shopping and waxing.

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And that can be hard for a kid trying to navigate the tricky world of female beauty.

Thankfully, her dad was the kind to go over and beyond to make her feel comfortable.

And that included getting his legs waxed in secret before she went to have it done for the first time so that he knew she’d be OK.

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June 21, 2017, 4:26 am

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There are lots of subtly sexist things in the world that we don’t notice until they interfere with our lives.

So while a lot of parents may have noticed this one, we’re not ashamed to admit that we never really thought about the fact that baby changing tables tend to be in women’s public toilets, not men’s.

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We’d also like to note that the majority of symbols to indicate a baby changing table’s existence show a woman in a dress bending over to tend to her child.

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June 21, 2017, 4:34 am

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Single Bibi Lynch (has had lots of flings and 3-monthers but her last serious relationship ended the day after Diana died. Don’t ask) and married Alice Wright (wed for a decade and responsible for a husband, a small person and two dogs) are talking pants.

Literally.

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About whether women’s choice of lingerie changes with marriage, or perhaps just with age.

So Bloomers, Smalls, Grundies, Undies, whatever you call them, we want to rummage around in your knicker drawer.

Just don’t use the word ‘panties’.

Bibi: So, Alice, what knickers are you wearing?

Alice: The same knickers I wear every single day without exception.

B: Tell me you at least Febreze them.

A: I have thousands of pairs. Black, high-waisted with lace panel from M&S… Oh haha! I do wash them — that’s the rule.

B: There are no rules.

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June 21, 2017, 5:00 am

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It might be absolutely roasting but at least you can cool down.

All you’ve got to do it strip down as far as the law allows and get yourself to the nearest beer garden where you can medicate with pints ice cold alcohol or gelato.

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Our canine friends, however, have had to make do collapse over a bowl of warm tap water.

That is, until now.

Because London’s first dedicated doggo bar is opening in Chelsea and it’ll be offering your pooches all kinds of cooling treats.

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June 21, 2017, 5:17 am

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Attention, weary, sweaty people.

Put down your change and walk away from the ice cream van. A treat much fancier than a 99 cone is here to save you from your summer-related misery.

Here's how to eat, exercise and think your way to a better night's sleep

Dominique Ansel Bakery, the same people behind the cronut, the cookie shot, and those marshmallows that bloom in hot chocolate, has just unveiled the kiwi sorbet.

The treat was previously available in New York, as with all delicious things, but has now, finally made its way over to the… Read the full story

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June 21, 2017, 5:38 am

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Hotel California by The Eagles, Richard Hawley’s track Hotel Room, Leonard Cohen’s Chelsea Hotel, Hotel Yorba by The White Stripes, Fugitive Motel by Elbow – there are dozens of classic tracks written in or about hotels.

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Hotels and music go hand in hand – perhaps because touring bands spend so much time holed up in hotel rooms.

But until recently any musician who penned a song between the minibar and the Corby trouser press had to wait until they got back to a studio to get the track recorded.

Not any more. W Hotels have stepped into the breach with their new Sound Suite concept. It’s a fully functioning, professional quality recording studio in a hotel that allows musicians to get creative on the road, day or night.

The first one debuted in Bali last year, and… Read the full story

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June 21, 2017, 5:47 am

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There is no point denying it, cowgirl is the best sex position out there.

It doesn’t matter if you’re doing it regular, or you are going for reverse, either way feels amazing.

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It allows a female complete control, and you can control the exact pace you’re going at.

Plus, it is one of the easiest and quickest ways to orgasm. And not only orgasm once, but it allows for repeat pleasure.

So what are you waiting for?

1. That orgasm

The great thing about cowgirl is that it allows for great clitoral simulation, which then leads… Read the full story

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June 21, 2017, 6:09 am

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If you’re a major lover of dogs, we suggest you continue this article in a room on your own – because by the end of it you’re going be left weeping over seeing so many adorable puppies. 

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Well, puppies and grown dogs – or ‘puppers’ and ‘doggos’ as Twitter user Ally Stone called them, in a tweet where she asked her followers to send in ‘before and after’ shots of their dogs, after growing tired of seeing before and after fitness transformation photos.

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June 21, 2017, 6:23 am

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Looking to show a loved on that you care – and not just about them?

Bread & Roses is a social enterprise with a flowery twist: it trains refugee women in floristry.

This means it offers bouquets that really make a difference – not just to your partner’s/mum’s/cat’s day, but to the wider world too.

And with Refugee Week 2017 currently in full swing, it’s a great time to grab some flowers and freshen up your desk.

Thank you Nour & @breadandroses_ for my gorgeous #refugeeday flowers! So talented! #WorldRefugeeDay pic.twitter.com/KVXx0ESDaY

— JazCummins (@JazCummins) June 20, 2017

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June 21, 2017, 6:33 am

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Most schools have a dress code. But while some schools hold pretty fair standards – tidy hair and tucked in shirts – others are much stricter, not allowing students to wear any clothing that shows off their shoulders nor stomachs, for example. 

This policy is instated at 18-year-old Tori DiPaolo’s high school in New Jersey, where girls are told that they aren’t allowed to wear halter-neck tops, half-shirts, shorts, sweaters, or any blouse that exposes shoulders, breasts or stomachs.

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The school doesn’t even like shorts and skirts, as they worry they’ll be a ‘distraction’.

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June 21, 2017, 6:45 am

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Hayfever can be horrendous.

All that sneezing. All that eye itching. All that having to explain that you don’t have a cold.

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And there’s only so many antihistamines you can take without becoming a member of the living dead.

But a study is claiming that our favourite tipple might go some way to alleviating the symptoms.

Asthma UK says that switching to drinking gin might help relieve sufferers more than other drinks.

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June 21, 2017, 6:51 am

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We were sure we were totally over the unicorn craze, until Primark decided to bring it back with a new collection so magical it’s hard to resist. 

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Some of the stuff pretty enough that you’ll be tempted to buy it just for Instagram’s-sake.

Oh, and it’s all super cheap, as always – so be prepared to fill up your baskets with the entire collection.

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June 21, 2017, 6:56 am

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Attending a nail salon is an exciting experience. There are so many colours to choose from, which means you have so much selection to showcase on your Snapchat story. 

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But one woman who couldn’t decided which colour fit her nails best decided to use Snapchat for more than just documenting her pamper day – by using the custom stickers available on the app to find out which colour she liked most.

To test out the colours while at the salon, Emma Young took a photo of the colours she liked most. She then… Read the full story

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June 21, 2017, 7:04 am

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If you’re one of those people who haven’t yet been swept up in the ever-popular ‘wellness’ craze, it may be finally time to get on board – especially if you suffer from an achy back.

New research says that yoga – the don of all wellness activities – is actually as good as physical therapy for helping to ease back pain. As if we needed any more reasons to know we should be limbering up (and reluctantly ditching those Netflix binges).

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