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August 15, 2017, 8:37 am

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Dream jobs don’t come around often.

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You know, other than that gig as a whisky ambassador, the position that pays you to travel the world and review fancy homes, and the offer of getting paid to play with Lego all day.

So when these opportunities arrive, you’ve got to grab them with both hands. Then put ’em in your pants, in this case.

London-based sex toy brand LoveWoo is currently advertising for an official sex toy reviewer.

Yes, that’s a job, and yes, it involves vigorously testing out sex toys… Read the full story

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August 15, 2017, 9:16 am

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When Richard La Ruina’s publicist asked if I wanted to interview him, I had no idea who she was talking about.

But it’s August and not much else seems to be going on, so I had a cursory Google.

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Richard has made something of a name for himself by advising men on how they can date. Or rather, helping men to find the types of partner they want. The crux of his advice? That men should date Eastern European women.

I try to make a habit of ignoring men who say unpleasant things about women in order to get attention. But, in spite of myself, having read the things he had said about British women, I said yes.

I asked Richard why thinks Eastern European women are better than British ones.

In a surprisingly monotonous voice, he told Metro.co.uk:

‘In my travels I’ve… Read the full story

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August 15, 2017, 4:01 pm

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Rum lovers rejoice, because today is a special day dedicated to enjoying all of the great things about the world’s oldest spirit.

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When it comes to booze, rum fans don’t see the point in straying from their trusted favourite.

Whether it is in a mojito, paired with cola, or enjoyed on the beach in a cool daiquiri, there is quite simply no better alcoholic tipple out there.

It hits the spot and it even works well in desserts.

So grab a rum, sit… Read the full story

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August 15, 2017, 10:00 pm

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One of the things that makes life so interesting is that everybody’s different.

And that’s particularly obvious when it comes to sex, because what gets one person’s motors running is often very different from what you might enjoy yourself.

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As we’ll discover in this episode of Metro’s A-Z of fetishes, the letter H doesn’t just stand for hair.

It stands for all kinds of things, including some pretty horrible ones like hardsports.

Brace yourself now, and don’t say we didn’t warn you.

1. Haptephilia

Extreme arousal… Read the full story

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One fundamental truth about the language of sex is that some words and expressions are immediately, viscerally hot, while others are really not.

There’s one particular expression that never fails to make my knees buckle, and that’s at the heart of what I want to talk about today.

What is it? ‘I want to sit on your face.’

Women who tell me this or, better yet, that they’re going to sit on my face – can do pretty much anything they like to me after that, because I’m already sold.

Is this the most intense sex toy in the world? We braved the… Read the full story

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August 15, 2017, 11:00 pm

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When it comes to great sex, you can’t beat a bit of variety. However, it’s fair to say that most people have a go-to position they can rely on for fail safe satisfaction.

Every position, from missionary to reverse cowgirl, has its benefits.

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However, it’s doggy style that continues to smash the charts and has even previously been voted as the UK’s favourite sexual position.

And, as if being the best position to hit the G-spot isn’t reason enough for you to dig doggy style, here… Read the full story

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August 15, 2017, 11:00 pm

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It’s easy to pretend your weight isn’t an issue.

You can go through life avoiding flights of stairs, declining trips to the pool, avoiding group photos, and hiding the sweet wrappers so you can pretend the binge never happened.

Trust me – I’ve done it my entire life, and can confirm it’s possible.

I also know it’s a miserable way to live – and it will catch up with you eventually.

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Most people who are overweight have an ‘oh sh*t’ moment. It’s a time when the penny drops, you take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror, step on the scales, and see a number you associated with obese people.

Then you realise you’re the obese person. And you’re f*cking up your health.

For me, the realisation began when I was on holiday in America. Group… Read the full story

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August 15, 2017, 11:15 pm

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Breastfeeding isn’t easy.

There’s the struggle to get your baby to latch on. The feeling of failure when things don’t work. The sore nipples, the aching back, the baby’s cries that you can’t decipher.

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For mum and photographer Angela Burzo, breastfeeding has been tough.

Fed up of the images of breastfeeding on Instagram and in popular media, that show the act as the most natural, blissful experience imaginable (and make mums struggling feel a bit sh*t in the process), Angela decided to share a photo of her reality of breastfeeding – the tears, the sleep… Read the full story

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ASOS is selling a bag designed to look like the poo from The Emoji Movie

August 15, 2017, 11:57 pm

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No. No. No.

We could just about deal with a bag based on the poop emoji. That little smiling poo is cute. It can almost be confused with chocolate ice cream, if you’re unsettled.

But this.

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This is something else. Something unsettling and wrong.

This is a bag designed to look like the poo from The Emoji Movie. You know, the one voiced by Patrick Stewart.

Who asked for this? Seriously, who?

ASOS, who have previously been responsible for dinosaur tails, sausage chokers, and glasses with hoop… Read the full story

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August 16, 2017, 12:00 am

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Despite what Hollywood would like us to believe – not all sex is sexy.

All too often – it’s the polar opposite.

19 people reveal the exact moment they knew they were having sex with a terrible person

When you’re naked with someone you barely know, doing things in darkened rooms, often under the influence of a criminal amount of tequila – the sexiness can go awry.

And then what are you left with?

Humiliation, awkwardness and a whole lotta cringing, that’s what.

Miraculously, we’ve persuaded 12 people to share their most embarrassing sexual moments.

We suggest reading this through… Read the full story

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August 16, 2017, 12:19 am

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It is likely that a woman will start feeling the symptoms of pregnancy about four weeks after conceiving.

However, nothing is the same for all women and many may feel differently after two weeks of being pregnant while others may not feel any signs that they are pregnant well into their pregnancy.

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August 16, 2017, 12:51 am

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So your partner’s cheated, you’ve forgiven them, and you’re trying to move forward.

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Or you’re dating someone new, who cheated on their previous partner with you, and you’re trying to see the good in them, telling yourself that they cheated with you because you’re meant to be,

Can’t budge that niggling doubt though, can you?

Turns out there may be some justification for worrying that a cheater may cheat again – you know, beyond the whole evidence of broken trust thing.

New research adds some more weight to that… Read the full story

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August 16, 2017, 12:59 am

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Forgetfulness is a bloody nightmare.

We’ve all been there, whether it’s leaving your brolly at home on a rainy day, or leaving to oven on and turning your pizza into a charcoal frisbee.

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Thanks to the wonder of science, though, those problems may be no more – a new study has found a link between a simple mental exercise and an improved memory.

Next time the weather forecast predicts rain, simply imagine an umbrella is jamming your front door shut. Sounds daft, but apparently it’ll help you remember the brolly when you… Read the full story

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August 16, 2017, 1:19 am

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The world may be a bit of a troubling place at the minute.

Oreos cannot solve that.

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What they can do, though, is provide us with a tiny bit of joy to help us forget the horror by putting delicious things in our mouths.

Just to up the ante on the ‘delicious object to dunk in milk’ thing, Oreo has teamed up with Cadbury to release Cadbury chocolate coated Oreos.

This is a fairly big deal in the biscuit/cookie world, to be clear.

While chocolate-covered Oreos have previously been in existence, these tended to be covered with… Read the full story

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August 16, 2017, 1:46 am

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Look, it’s perfectly alright if your entire mental masturbation inspiration folder has turned into ‘Jon Snow in a cave’.

That’s fine. Totally normal and understandable.

But if you’re struggling to really commit to the fantasy, and need something real to hold on to, never fear – you don’t need to buy an Ikea rug and craft it into Jon’s cape, because someone’s created a Game of Thrones inspired dildo for you.

Hoorah.

Rather than being based on the trouser sword of Jon Snow, the ‘Game of Moans Long Shaft’ is inspired by Jon Snow’s actual, well, sword. Hiw Longclaw. His weapon. Not the dirty kind.

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August 16, 2017, 2:27 am

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What’s the key to making a relationship work?

Trust? Understanding? A sense of humour? Sexual compatibility?

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Nah, it’s brands. Everything is about brands, and your love life is no different.

A new study suggests that your brand compatibility (which essentially means liking the same brands as each other) has a pretty significant impact on your happiness in a relationship. Researchers reckon it’s even more important than shared interests or personality traits. Whoa.

The report, titled ‘Coke vs Pepsi: Brand Compatibility, Relationship Power, and Life Satisfaction, was published in… Read the full story

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August 16, 2017, 3:29 am

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The day before Maddie and Patrick Spink of Gweek, Cornwall, celebrated their wedding anniversary, Patrick had to make a quick stop off at the doctor’s.

That wasn’t a speedy plastic surgery job to look fresh for the weekend, to be clear.

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A few weeks before, Patrick found a broad bean sized tumour in his testicle. He was diagnosed with testicular cancer, and told that had the tumour been left untreated, Patrick would have been dead… Read the full story

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August 16, 2017, 3:30 am

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Today is all about celebrating the wonderful things about rum, and in case you needed more reasons we’ve got a few to surprise you with. 

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There is so much more to rum than just another boozy drink, in fact it boasts being the oldest spirt in the world.

With it’s long connection to warmer climates, exotic ways of life and being a necessity for any self respecting sailor, rum is quite possibly the coolest spirit around.

So grab a Mojito and enjoy some more interesting facts about rum.

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August 16, 2017, 4:08 am

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We all know that unless you’re some kind of tequila connoisseur (if you are, cool. Let’s be friends), shots of tequila are simply the go-to way to ramp a night out up a few notches.

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It’s not exactly pretty. It’s often unpleasant. You down the shot, bite a lime, and make a show of fake-retching.*

*Fine, sometimes it’s real retching.

But now, at least that experience can be aesthetically pleasing – because pink tequila is a thing that exists in the world.

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August 16, 2017, 5:00 am

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Celebrate National Rum Day by proving just how much of a rum cocktail expert you really are.

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In case you weren’t aware, today is all about celebrating the hearty goodness of a nice rum beverage, and shouting about all the things that make it so great.

You’ve probably had your fair share of rum cocktails, but just how well do you remember them?

When it comes to identifying a Daiquiri from a Dark ‘N’ Stormy are you able to do so? What about… Read the full story