If you hear a whooshing sound coming from the Earth, it’s probably William Wallace doing cartwheels in his grave: a terrible sin is being committed in Scotland.
The Carron Fish Bar in Stonehaven claims to have invented the deep-fried Mars bar. But the council’s asked the Fish Bar to take down the big Mars Bar banner, that hangs on the outside of the building, as part of a drive to smarten Stonehaven up.
That’s a terrible decision, not just for the Fish Bar but for Scots in general.
When you live in a country where it only stops raining to snow, where the national animal – a unicorn – was clearly chosen by somebody being sarcastic… Read the full story