It’s national hot dog day (fo’ real), so I thought I’d take the opportunity to outline exactly why hot dogs are better than dog dogs.
Before all the animal welfare crew get on my back and claim I’m a pooch hater, let me set the record straight: I love dog dogs. Sometimes I even think I’d like to get one (until I remember I’ll have to walk it and scoop it’s poop). I just love hot dogs more.
So brace yourselves… prepare to be amazed (for this is a very well thought through and thorough argument). This is why hot dogs are better than dog dogs…
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