Those forward rolls have really paid off!
Well they would have, if you’d BEEN TO THE GYM EVER.
Don’t feel bad, you’re not alone – according to thinkmoney, a million people in the UK pay for gym memberships they don’t use, wasting around £480 a year each. That’s £480million we waste through our collective laziness.
Top excuses given to the survey for lapsed gym attendance included: ‘I don’t want to get sweaty and have to wash my hair’, ‘I feel too fat to put on my gym clothes’, ‘I haven’t done my fake tan, so I’m too pale to wear my gym gear’ and ‘I’ve only just done my fake tan and so I don’t want it to go streaky’.
14 per cent of respondents said they feel so guilty about not using their membership, they ‘can’t bring themselves to cancel it’.
No no, don’t feel bad; just do as I do and shove another Mars Bar Milkshake down the hatch – you were doomed… Read the full story