In totally pointless surveys of the day, Minion has topped a list of most wanted fantasy jobs.
Yes, it turns out that British adults quite fancy being a Minion. Just to be clear as to what exactly this means, Minions are described as ‘single-celled yellow organisms which live to serve’. Aspirational or what!
The worrying statistic comes from a survey where 2,085 Brits aged 18 or over were asked to choose a fantasy job from a list, which also included the likes of Greek god, Jedi knight and dinosaur trainer (all of which, clearly, sound better than Minion).