Because the worst part of the daily grind is without a doubt the journey to and from the office.
Not least for the many, many things about it that make you want to rage. Here are 25 front-runners, and guys, it’s okay – we’ve all been there, we’ve all thought the same.
1. Who’s this punk in my position on the platform? I always stand in that spot.
2. There are signal failures/ trespassers/ trees/ dogs/ cats/ fire on the line: yeah, of course there is.
3. LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONE WHEN GETTING OFF THE TRAIN, YOU MORON.
4. Who’s this punk in my seat? I always have the ones for two by the doors (hate the ones for four that face opposite each other).
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5. Please don’t sit next to me, please don’t sit next to me. Brilliant, BO guy.