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The 13 most despicable people you will see at the cinema

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Girls talking in movie theater.
Shhhhh! (Picture: Getty)

The cinema, the pictures, the movies, the flicks.

It’s supposed to be a cheap and simple way to unwind.

A lazy date, an easy way to get the girls together, a fun family outing.

But there’s one problem.

Your average cinema is teeming with others seemingly intent on ruining your night.

Here’s the 13 most despicable people you will see at the cinema.

1. The lovers

I’m sorry you are 16 and out of your minds on hormones, the horn and the novelty of a member of the opposite sex letting you hook your fingers in their jeans belt loops.

I’m sorry you are too unimaginative to think of any other darkened space in which to suck each others’ faces off, too embarrassed to make out… Read the full story


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