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Are you a sweaty mamma or mister?
Join the club.
If you have spent your life avoiding bright coloured clothing, or with your arms clamped firmly by your side, then some of this might sound a little familiar.
1. You keep tight-fitting coloured tops for when you’re in the house. Alone.
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2. All your shirts are white or black. It’s fine. Even if people do keep mistaking you for a waiter.
3. And you generally wear a jacket over the top. Double protection.
4. But then it sort of traps the heat in. And things get really steamy *runs through door, strips off, takes ice bath*.
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5. All your white tops have yellow… Read the full story