Ever since I saw a friend’s Facebook relationship status change to ‘engaged’ I had been dreading this invite.
‘You and YOUR CHILDREN are cordially invited to come and celebrate our wedding at stupid o‘clock on the morning.’
Now, it’s not like I hate weddings. It’s not like I hate my friend. But when you have babies, doing anything that involves getting somewhere on time, leaving the house early and wearing clothes that are actually clean and ironed, it is a major operation.
Here are a few reasons you will wish you had not invited my children:
1. They will make us late for the ceremony.
Not because we got up late, but because small children hate getting dressed, hate wearing shoes,… Read the full story