You don’t know where anything is, you’re not sure which month it is and you definitely can’t find your phone.
Here are 14 things you’ll only know if you’re really, REALLY forgetful.
1. Leaving the house is hard
You have to check everything is unplugged seven times and hover by the front door wondering if the iron is 100 per cent turned off, even though you have DEFINITELY checked.
Once more round the house?
2. Going back to the house is hard
You regularly get to the train station and then realise you have nothing you need because you spent so long checking plugs. At least you’re getting fitter from all the sprinting though.
4. The never-ending search for everything you own
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