There you are, on the dancefloor, in a club, overpriced drink in hand, and it hits you.
This is not fun anymore. When did you become past it?
Here’s 13 signs you’re too old to go clubbing any more.
1. You can’t tolerate other people
When did this happen? EVERYONE annoys you, drunken people especially.
Unless you are suitably hammered, you just don’t have time for slurring, staggering club folk.
Or just, you know, people in general.
2. Door staff
Why do they act like FBI agents?
You used to respect them and put on your best sober face but these days you just want to go inside and sit down.
It’s cold out here, sir, please move aside and admit me and my friends.
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