The abundance of food on a stick in that prosperous land they call America has come to our attention after the Iowa State Fair.
A lot of presidential candidates go to be photographed at the fair, showing all their American-ness in their bid to be leader of the Free World.
Whilst politics is great and everything, what really caught our eye was the food they were eating.
On sticks.
Because why use a knife and fork when you have a set of perfectly good teeth and a stick?
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