You’re at that stage of the evening when everyone’s a bit merry totally off their face and you’ve got the socially acceptable pleasantries out of the way.
There’s only one thing for it…
1. How many people in this room will take me off their Christmas card list if I play the dead celebrity card?
2. Not sure if getting this out with my grandparents round was genius or a death wish.
3. I don’t know what this word means and I’m afraid to ask.
4. I can’t decide if this is funny, genius, the best night ever or if I and everyone I know are just really, REALLY bad people.