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Bookmark this for family reunions, run-ins with the ex, or a conversation with any smug engaged people you know.
Or, basically, any time you’re asked about your relationship status for the billionth time, and are just so. done. with the question.
The best technique?
Confuse people.
Make them feel reeeeally uncomfortable. They’ll never ask if you’re single again.
‘So, are you still single?’
1. ‘I was. Until now.’ *wink* (best used on elderly relatives)
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2. ‘I’m committed to eventually dying alone. Gotta start working towards it now, you know?’
3. ‘I’m really focused on building my empire right now.’
4. ‘Sorry, I’d like to keep this interview about my upcoming projects. Please speak to my publicist.’
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5. ‘Wait, is this you breaking up… Read the full story
