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Salad is a nonsense food and no one should be eating it

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Salad by a pool? NO, THANK YOU. (Picture: Getty)

F*** it, let’s just have a burger.

According to a new essay in the Washington Post from food and science writer Tamar Haspel, salad is basically bullsh*t. It’s not even healthy, it’s wasting all of our time, and it should be banned.

Why? Because lettuce is full of nonsense.

AKA water.

As Tamar explains, lettuce is a ‘leafy-green waste of resources’.

Most lettuce types, including iceberg and romaine, are 95-97% water, and have absurdly low levels of actual nutrients.

What’s the point, then?

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.

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