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These are the grossest things about parenthood

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Mother and child eating spaghetti together
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After the experience of childbirth and all it’s grossness is over, the real ‘fun’ begins…

1. Poo

We all know that ‘what goes in must come out’, but nothing can prepare you for the variance of colour, size and smell of your child’s poo.

From the very first tar-like gloop to the ‘adult’ poo and all the variety’s in between, I can’t quite decide which one is my favourite – they all have their own special ‘qualities’.

When it comes to poo be prepared to experience the following: the projectile, the never ending, the bath poo, and lastly the fingers in poo.

And not forgetting the toilet training stage when your find yourself wondering; ‘is this chocolate or is this poo?’

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