Shagging, bonking, making the beast with two backs, doing the nasty, doing the no pants dance.
There’s plenty of ways to talk about sex but tragically no fool-proof way to find out exactly how good at it you are.
Until now.
Yes, here’s a 100 per cent accurate and reliable measure of how adequate you are in the sack which doesn’t involve sending all your former lovers questionnaires or inventing truth serum and slipping it into your partner’s tea.
That’s right, it’s a sex quiz – dare you take it to find out how good you are in bed?