Want to start doing daily affirmations to boost your self-esteem, but feel like saying ‘I am kind, beautiful, and smart’ is a bit braggy? And ‘today I will be brilliant’ is just absurdly optimistic?
You’ll just need some more modest, self-deprecating affirmations, trading in that self-love LA vibe for the ‘I’m alright sometimes, I guess’ attitude us Brits are known for.
Because really, you’re looking in a mirror and talking to yourself. No need to be so full of yourself.
Say these enough and you might actually consider yourself an alright human being. Hooray.
1. Sometimes, my outfits actually go together in a way that doesn’t look scruffy or too try-hard.
2. My cups of tea do not fill my co-workers with disappointment and dread.
3. I actually remember to bring my umbrella out with me when I need it. Occasionally.
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