Oh hey there. Living your life in blissful ignorance? Nostalgic for a simpler time, when a great night was dancing with your friends while drinking a cup of Panda Pops?
Prepare to have your innocence destroyed and your life ruined.
Remember the Macarena? Turns out it’s not just a cheery, catchy song about loving live and yelling ‘something something something ayyyyy MACARENA’.
Nope. It’s a dark, desperate tale of a woman – named Macarena – cheating on her boyfriend while he’s off signing up to be in the army. With two of his mates.
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