Sex can be great – no one’s claiming otherwise, but do you know what’s better?
Food, glorious food.
Sure a tussle in the sheets can give you a rush of endorphins but food will fill you in ways no person can.
Melted cheese, decadent chocolate, juicy meats ready to be taken into your mouth.
Food doesn’t cause heartbreak, or awkward moments. It just satisfies your basic human desire to be fed, one delicious mouthful at a time.
1. Wouldn’t you really rather get into bed with this Nutella filled doughnut milkshake?
2. Or this shake topped with a decadent chocolate brownie?