Admitting you don’t like babies is the first step. The first step in making people think you are a total monster.
Because it goes against nature. You are literally going against all your evolutionary instincts to think babies are adorable and want to have your own ASAP.
But it’s normal to dislike babies or be afraid of them. Or just think they’re creepy and weird. Because they are.
And we all need to stop lying to ourselves.
1. They’re boring as f*ck
Ooh, look, it blinked. Now it’s made a noise. Can we watch a movie now?
2. Their tiny hands are terrifying
So easy to crush.