We’re so over the skinny bitch.
Aka vodka soda lime, it’s the epitome of dull drinks.
It’s the drink you order if you’ve just said: ‘Oh I’m only staying for one! Got a spin class in the morning!’
On a Saturday.
And it often doesn’t even taste that good.
At least it doesn’t when it’s made with flat soda and a rock-hard lime quarter, or worse, cordial.
All skinny bitch drinkers dread the words: ‘We don’t have fresh lime, is cordial okay?’
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