1. You swear every examiner is out to get you.
Seriously, you aced that test. They just failed you for fun.
2. You become ridiculously skint.
You’re literally throwing money away at driving lessons you don’t really need anymore.
3. It’s always the other road users’ fault.
If they just hadn’t stalled after that roundabout, you would’ve passed that test with no minors.
4. Your eyesight suddenly becomes blurry as hell.
Read that number plate you say? Could we perhaps move a little bit closer to it?
5. You completely forget how to drive on test.
No matter how well you’ve driven in your previous lesson, your test becomes completely foreign to you. “Oh, I’m supposed to drive on the left side?”