Turns out that the 00s weren’t as cool as we originally thought.
Back in the dizzle (the 00s) we thought that we were living through the best of times. In fact, it was actually kind of the worst of times.
These were dark times, because it was an era in which Paris Hilton was considered cool, a time when you would have sold your Nan for a chance to get something velvet emblazoned with JUICY all over it, and when ‘poppin’ ya collar’ was considered the slickest dance move you could do. Oh, the shame.
1. Paris Hilton