He’d make a rubbish touch-typist.
Seventy-eight-year-old Shridhar Chillal, from India officially has the world’s longest fingernails, but only on one hand.
He’s been growing the nails on his left hand since he was at school, and hasn’t trimmed them since 1952. His nails are way older than you.
His thumbnail is the longest at two metres, followed by his middle finger at 186.6cm.
And he’s now been officially recognised by Guinness World Records as the person with the ‘Longest Fingernails on a Single Hand Ever’ (niche), featuring in their 2016 edition.