Bless their cashmere socks.
Tunbridge Wells has lived up to its reputation as a well heeled and totally out of touch bastion of Britishness by going full on Cher Horowitz with some utterly clueless donations to Syrian refugees.
Totally inappropriate items donated by residents of the royal town included china tea sets, tennis rackets, stiletto shoes, ball gowns, hot pants and a beer hat.
For real.
Valentina Osborn, founder of aid organisation RefugEase, said: ‘We are so incredibly grateful for all the donations that we received – it was like a lifetime’s worth of Christmases in four hours.