When the classic dick pic becomes an art form.
Things My Dick Does is a magical place on the internet where one man shares the adventures of his penis, affectionately named Little Dude (or LD for short).
It’s really that simple. As the name would suggest, it’s all the things one San Francisco based man’s penis does in a day.
Or, as he puts it: ‘I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am.
He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy :\’