Being single is pretty all right; you get the whole bed to yourself, have more money around Christmas time, and don’t have to share pizza, however coping with so called ‘advice’ from the happily settled brigade is a completely unnecessary evil.
1. ‘So….are you seeing anyone? How’s the love life?’
2. ‘Why are you even on Tinder? Isn’t that just for people who want a shag’
But my best friends, sister’s dog’s original owner got married to someone they met on Tinder, and there are just so many people on there, if I delete then I’m giving up right?