Worried you’re past it? Starting to wonder if maybe you should be staying in at the weekend and leave the kids to it in the clubs?
Don’t lie – you’re reading this after all, aren’t you?
But how can you really tell if you should put those long nights of sticky dance floors, booze and the night bus behind you for good?
Well, of course, you should take this quiz.
Tick all the things below that apply to you to find out if you’re too old to go clubbing.