If you haven’t yet got married, you might still think of the wedding night as the romantic climax of the most important day of your life.
But those who’ve actually said their vows know it’s less about consummating the marriage and more about finding a place to pass out.
In fact, 67 per cent of British couples don’t have sex on their wedding night at all.
From stuffing their face with cheese to playing video games, people on Whisper have shared what they really got up to once the guests left.
1. I passed out in lingerie while he was getting ready for bed.
2. Got drunk, trashed my wedding dressing in the ocean, got back to the hotel room, had sex once and passed out.
3. We played Mario Kart Wii all night.
4. Smoked weed, watched the Simpsons movie, had drunk but determined sex.