How’s your father, boinking, taking old one-eye to the optometrist, scoring, shagging, riding the flagpole.
Yes, we’re talking sex.
You may think that your last horizontal tango was just between you and your dance partner.
You may think no one has any idea if you last got laid last night or last year.
But you would be wrong.
Because we’ve created a fool-proof quiz to calculate exactly when you, you cheeky thing, last got down.
So take our quiz – can we guess when you last had sex?