Desperately looking for Halloween costume inspiration?
Don’t fancy being a sexy potato or Stephen? Just use this chart, which will match you to the perfect costume, based only on your birthday.
Like horoscopes, but for Halloween costumes. Because your birthday reveals your soul. And your soul deserves a sexy biscuit Halloween costume.
And yes, all the options have sufficient sex appeal.
All the internet points for anyone who follows through and dresses up as their birthday-designated costume. Tweet us photos.
We’ll see you whoreish otters and seductive smart cars on the 31st.
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