For when ‘oh, do f*** off’ is a bit too intense.
Some genius of insults has created a set of mild-mannered but totally brutal life curses, to utter at all those who wrong you.
Because you know what? Wishing someone had all their biscuits filled with raisins instead of chocolate chips is cruelty at its peak.
Mysterious insult expert, who goes by the name ‘noteveryoneisac***’, shared his set of curses on Imgur, where everyone marveled at just how truly evil they really are.