*To be clear, there is a lot of suggestive manipulation of fruit in this article and it’s probably NSFW, even if it is just an orange.*
Yep, we feel a bit weird after watching this.
Experts of flirting Simple Pickup are back, and this time they’re instructing mankind on how to bring a woman to orgasm using only their fingers.
Except you’re not really allowed to demonstrate fingering techniques on actual vaginas and clitorises on Youtube. So Simple Pickup’s Jesse has decided to ruin any future enjoyment of fruit salad by violating a melon.
And a papaya. And an orange.
Goodbye, commitment to healthy eating. We will never be… Read the full story