OHDEARGODSHUTTHEF*CKUP.
1. ‘Back To The Future Day’ is NOT a thing. People who are going round saying ‘Happy Back To The Future Day’ should be cast out from society.
2. The film wasn’t even that great. I saw it once and thought it was meh.
3. In fact, there were clearly about eight million better films made in the 80s (no, we’re not going to name them all, but we all know it’s true).
4. Any chance of us giving a f*ck was killed by the fact that the build-up started about 18 months ago.
5. The whole thing has just turned into one massive marketing opportunity for not-quite-right faux-products that we don’t actually want or need.
6. Hoverboards look shit, and those Segway things everyone’s losing their minds over aren’t hoverboards because they have wheels.
7. If you have two working hands you don’t need self-tying shoe laces.
8. And anyway, isn’t that just Velcro?
9. And… Read the full story