Drake’s ‘Hotline Bling’ is brilliant, sure. And his dance moves are even better.
But you know what has some room for improvement? Drake’s feminist message.
Because lyrics getting pissy with your ex for ‘wearing less and going out more’ are fine (we all get a bit bitter post-breakup), but they could be LOADS more feminist-y.
So thank Yeezy for Javetta Laster, a total genius who decided to rewrite the lyrics to ‘Hotline Bling’ using a fancy ‘say what you REALLY mean, Drake’ translator.
Here’s how the more accurate, insecure about his ex’s success, version of ‘Hotline Bling’ begins:
‘Ever since I left the city, you’ve established an identity of your own while I went out and did things to advance my life. Everybody recognizes you are your own person with your own life goals and I’m no longer a part of what makes you special.