No, I don’t drink coffee. Yes, I am surviving just fine thanks.
Are you sick of saying ‘I’m sorry but drinking coffee just isn’t my cup of tea’?
Does explaining that you don’t drink coffee just ‘grind’ you up?
It’s OK though, here are 15 things you’ll know if you don’t like coffee:
1. How easy it is to actually wake up in the morning without caffeine
An alarm clock does the job all on its own.
2. And how ‘a cuppa’ doesn’t constitute to a proper breakfast
Not when there are things like pancakes and bacon.
3. All coffee menus just look confusing
So many options!
And what’s with the stupid names for different sizes – what’s wrong with just saying small or large?