Halloween: a time for excessive amounts of sugar, dressing up as sexy un-sexy things, and telling yourself that sure, you’re totally capable of carving a pumpkin.
I mean, how hard could it be? You’re an adult, almost. You’ve drawn things before.
It’s totally doable. Nothing will go wrong.
EXCEPT IT WILL. Do not try to get all fancy with your pumpkin. You will fail. Draw on a design, stick to a basic scary face, or get your mum to do it for you.
Let these pumpkin fails serve as your warning: disaster is inevitable.
‘Kill… me…’
This one was meant to be Finn from Adventure Time.
Well. It’s scary?