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The 11 stages of being off sick from work

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It’s that time of year, when the change in temperature brings on a variety of colds, sniffs and flu.

With sick days set to rise in the coming weeks, here’s the stages we all know too well from a day when we just can’t make it into the office.

Stage 1 – The Dreaded Phone Call

You call your boss to notify them of your impending absence. Even if you have a stomach bug, you still put on a husky voice, so you’re illness is super realistic.

Stage 2 – I. Can’t. Even.

I can’t get up. But I can’t sleep. Because I can’t breathe properly. I can’t face the walk to the living room to watch TV.… Read the full story


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