Warning: this post contains swearing and some harsh home truths.
Yeah, sorry guys, but I’m afraid to tell you that Halloween is shit, and if you don’t agree with me you’re an idiot.
Strong line, I know, but as everyone around me gets whipped up into a pumpkin-flavoured frenzy I feel it’s time I make my stand.
Because what even is Halloween? Like seriously? I get Christmas and Easter and even Bonfire Night, but what exactly are we celebrating/ commemorating here? Death? Murder? Horrific injuries?
When I was a kid (not THAT long ago) Halloween wasn’t even really a thing, but now it’s bloody everywhere. Look, I’m all for adopting American culture (burgers, yes. Hot dogs, IN MY FACE. Disney, all day… Read the full story