Halloween is back tomorrow (Saturday, October 31) and boy do we know it.
All month costumes, pumpkins and spooky Halloween puns have packed the shops.
For many this induces excitement and joy, but if you’re a Halloween Scrooge then this is just part of everything you hate about Halloween.
You just can’t get your head around why people like to get dressed up to look stupidly gruesome and have fun getting spooked out.
Here are 13 things only Halloween Scrooges will understand.
1. You dodge all Halloween party invitations. Sorry I’m washing my hair.
2. You can’t fathom why anyone wants to spend hours getting ready to look gross.
Surely we dress up to look nice?
3. Every year you put a… Read the full story