Ghosts, zombies, anything sexy. They’re all a little bit scary, but they’re not quite terrifying enough for Halloween.
This year, why not be something that really instils fear into the heart of anyone who sees you.
Really take Halloween 2015 to another level, impress everyone at that party, and win all the awards for spookiest costume of the year. Just be one of these real life horrifying things.
1 Rejection
Print out screenshots of all your unanswered texts. Pin them across your body.
2. Turning into your mother
Dress as your mum. Weep.
3. Dying alone
Create a fake plain gravestone with only your name and the years you lived. There’s no one to write a heartfelt message on it.
So much better than that fun Zombie costume.
4. Fulfilling your cat lady destiny
Carry around a bunch of toy cats. Tell everyone how many dates you used to go on. Not anymore.… Read the full story